Self Defense for babies…

aren’t they so sweet?:)

but then he proceeded to make her mad and she had to take matters into her own hands.

this is called the “Side kick to the face”

for added benefit repeat the “side kick to the face” over and over. here you can see it seemed to work well.

if you are still being bothered go for the “yank his hair out” method.

start with a gentle approach as if your patting their head sweetly… then quickly grab a handful of hair and pull as hard as you can. its very effective.

not all babies have as much hair as Sawyer so in that case… go for for the gums and cheeks and pull hard.

this is called the “tease” method. you see… they think at first their about to be fed or possibly given a pacie but in fact they are just being tortured even more.

works like a charm.

i hope you find these methods useful.  Sloane will be glad to teach you face to face her amazing techniques.

ok ok ok so forgive me but these were just too funny to not share. this is my sweet… (yes truly she is so sweet) daughter Sloane and her new baby cousin Sawyer.

This was our attempt to get a few pix of them together. Ummm as you can see it didn’t go too well.